Anybody watch “The Hockey Show” on nhl.com?  I was just starved for hockey anything, as I’ve been for the past month, and actually went to the league’s home page, as opposed to the news sites I generally frequent.  Lo and behold, there’s a TV type show that the league puts out every day, complete with eye candy hostess and lack of interesting content (other than the eye candy hostess, of course).  In today’s episode, there was a video segment of Kirk Maltby’s day with the Cup, a mildly interesting story, even on such a slow news day.

This will be the fourth time Maltby has had a Cup day, and I guess he used up all his good ideas on the other three.  The segment includes Kirk taking the best trophy in sports to not one, but TWO nail salons and a pet groomer.  Jeez man, that’s all you could come up with, heading over to your wife’s workplace and where the dog gets the matted poop cut out of his fur?  It’s supposedly the first part of a two part series, and to make up for this sissy crap I hope he takes the Cup that night to a dozen whorehouses and a UFC title fight.  Weak, Maltby.

Somehow, I couldn’t get past that segment enough to watch the other segments- “Athletes against Autism”, “Islanders Ice Girls”, and “Ace of Cakes.”  Ok, I watched the Ice Girls segement.  Can’t the season just start already?