Supposedly the Tampa Bay Lightning have a new season-ticket drive: get season tickets, and get free beer at the games, every game. Sounds great to me. Inevitably, there are vehement protests. I say if you can get a decent buzz from the watered-down MGD they sell at games, more power to ya. Future promotions include rave night where everyone gets free E, and Marion Barry night in Washington where everyone gets free crack. Good thing Marion Barry jokes never get old.