So for the third year in a row, the Sharks bow out in game 6 of round 2.  I won’t be able to say anything about the game tonight and the Sharks this postseason without resorting to a bunch of lame cliches, so I will say this.  That fucking sucked.

What a performance by Nabby and you can’t fault the Sharks heart in the last three games, it’s just too bad it was too late and a real shame the game was decided on a powerplay. You knew it was coming, and when it did, the Sharks likely wouldn’t be able to stop the Stars PP they’ve struggled to contain with fresh legs.

More from me later in the week, but for now we all have to wonder if we saw Ron Wilson’s last game behind the bench and the final glimpse of this current roster. I’m going to take a few days to try and put it all in perspective.

Last minute reminder- I’ll be on the Teal Spiel again tonight from 10-11pm on KNTS 1220AM.  You can stream the show from the last link, or if you miss it, it’ll be posted as a podcast a couple days later at the first link.  The phone number to call into the show is 1-800-516-1220.  I can’t tell you how much I’m hoping we’ll be talking about game 7 instead who should be s%^!canned.

I’ve often seen these people, these squares at the table, short stack and long odds against. All their outs gone. One last card in the deck that can help them. I used to wonder how they could let themselves get into such bad shape, and how the hell they thought they could turn it around.

That’s where the Sharks were last night, going into the third period down 2-0. Looking down the barrel of another disappointing postseason, as they have been since Tuesday, but now it was real. Dead serious. And instead of folding up the tent the way the Avs did against Detroit, they figured, what the hell, let’s see if we can come back. Against the team that is 8-0-1 in their last nine at the Tank, a team that has outscored their opponents by over a dozen goals in the third.

The disallowed goals were a bit of luck, no doubt. But the Sharks made their own luck as well, finding a way to dig out the case ace and shove it up the Stars’ ass.

Here’s the way I feel right now- savor it, Sharks fans. The game last night was one of the best I’ve ever attended. And even though we’ll all be bummed if the Sharks don’t pull it out, let’s recognize that the boys in teal didn’t have any quit last night, and they showed something we questioned all year. No one knows if it will be enough to advance, but it’s enough to live another day.

Warning: original research and numbers to follow. If you think sports bloggers don’t have anything to contribute to society, click away quickly!

We’ve heard the stat before, only twice in NHL history has a team come from 3-0 down to win the series. According to a new script I wrote that extracts the data from hockey-reference.com, the actual number of 3-0 series is 176, not 151 as reported by Mark Purdy. I’m going from 1939, the first year I found that had seven game series. Before that, they did all kinds of crazy things like playing two games with the winner being the team with the most goals combined. And there was a team called the Maroons. That’s just weird. Anyway, that means the real odds are 2/176, or 1.14%. If someone can explain this discrepancy, please email me or post a comment.

However, now we have more information- the 1.14% is no longer accurate because of the 176 series in NHL history, only 53 of them (30.1%) actually went to game 5. The other 69.9% series were a sweep. Also interesting:

• 11 (6.25%) went to game 6
• 5 (2.8%) went to game 7

But now we can operate knowing the series is 3-1. According to my research, which agrees with this page, there have been 20 teams that came back from a 3-1 deficit (including the two I mentioned above). The odds have gone up, now we’re at 20 out of 239, which is 8.4%. Now we’re into very long shot territory, instead of kiss-your-ass-goodbyetown. So how to these teams do going forward?

• 87 series went to game 6 (35.4%)
• 38 series went to game 7 (15.9%)

The question I’m trying to answer is, what are the historical chances the Sharks win game 5? If you want to operate as if the games are completely independent events, we use the latter section, which is about 1-in-3. If we think that previous occurrences in the series will affect the Sharks’ chances in game 6, then we’re only talking about 1-in-5 (11 out of 53). Other interesting notes:

• Home teams win about 58% of the time in the playoffs (1839 of 3178)
• The team that won game 4 wins game 5 only 47% of the time (203 of 432)

It’s just a gut feeling (and I’m a homer) but I think it’s more towards the upper number than the lower. So flip a coin twice for the Sharks, and if it comes up heads both times, the series will still be alive Saturday morning.

I have to admit I was shocked that the Sharkies won tonight. This is all good for San Jose and nothing positive for Dallas, who have to get on a plane tomorrow and think about what they did wrong to deserve another trip to No. Cal. The Sharks have nothing to lose and should let it all hang out. No one expects them to win, everyone expects them to lose on Friday and the atmosphere at the Tank will likely be tepid at best.

Here the magic “if”. IF the Sharks put together two good periods at the Tank, get a lead and somehow, someway, the fans start to believe that maybe the Sharks can force another Game Seven to top the last Game Seven – the Tank will be the Stars worst nightmare. This is quite a leap and for this Sharks fans, I’m just happy to not hear the words “sweep” tomorrow when I go to work.

That flicker of hope is still alive. IF the Sharks win on Friday – and that is a HUGE IF….Dallas could be in for a New York Yankees type meltdown of epic proportions.

The Sharks managed to stave off a sweep tonight with a fairly gutsy victory in Dallas. I say “fairly” because there were still extended stretches where the Sharks played passively, and allowed the Stars to swarm. Nabby saved the Sharks’ bacon again several times, which is what great goalies do. Marleau had a second shorthanded breakaway, and again converted. I understand if people want to question his leadership style, but you can’t question his ability to score when his team most needs it.

Of course it wasn’t the decisive victory that we wanted to see, a clear sign that the Sharks may just beat the odds and come back from a 3-0 deficit. Morrow and Ribeiro are just as dangerous and effective as they’ve ever been. That puzzle is as of yet unsolved. Turco continues to come up big- there’s no solving that.  The Sharks give up too much time and space, and oftentimes do not press the pace when their own is threatened.

Can the Sharks continue to dance on the brink? Was tonight just a postponement of the inevitable, just the Sharks giving the home fans a chance to see the disappointment up close and in person?

Uncle Jonathan’s Corncob Pipe, I hope not.

Any way we can take a Plan B pill and abort that OT last night?  I think I’m still in a bit of shock.  I’m not really capable of holding a cogent thought enough to try and critique the third fall-from-the-front loss.  Of course I’ll watch game 4, because I’m masochistic like that.  As I’m sure you’ve all read in Mark Purdy’s column this morning, only twice in 151 chances has a team down 3-0 come back to win the series.  Who among us can make a case that the Sharks can make it 3 for 152?

Not me.

4:45pm – Plihal and Semenov in, Shelley, Rizz, Brown, Carle out. WHAT. THE. F%$K.

4:55 – Van Massenhoven blows a play dead he can’t see. Sharks jam it in a split second later. Thanks, meat.

5:00 – Sharks playing like they expect to have this game handed to them. It’s not. They are sucking big time.

5:02 – Sharks 1-6 in the faceoff dot. Ribeiro and Morrow are entering the zone and cycling at will. Tons of open ice for those guys.

5:03 – Nabby gets run by Ott, no call, no whistle either. Sharks do the shoving thing on Ott, no one drops. I’m sure Ott is smiling to himself right now.

5:05 – Sorry to sound like a broken record, but the power play sucks. A lot. At least JR and Rivet are playing like friggin wrecking balls. HUGE hit on Eriksson.

5:06 – Michalek misses the net on a breakaway. Boo-urns.

5:10 – Third power play worse than the first two. Sharks being outshot even though they have had 3 PPs, Dallas zero.

5:13 – Zero kills until now. Joe takes a dumb penalty in the faceoff dot. Obviously frustrated. Take out your frustrations on Ott’s skull. Just kidding. Sort of.

5:15 – Marleau shorthanded! Wow. Great shot over the glove, but there’s still more PK to do.

5:20 – Sharks escape the period up 1-0. Amazing luck.

5:35 – Start of period 2. My wife is making fun of me because I’m watching the game and blogging at the same time. At least my pocket protector is doing its job. In your face!

5:40 – Seto’s shot trickles through, just wide. I think it took 15 seconds to get from Turco to the post. I’m having heart palpitations.

5:42 – Nabby out of position against who? The Morrow line. Ribeiro is like 4’11, 120, and nobody thinks to put a body on him. I know he’s slippery, but I’m talking about when he’s standing still.

5:48 – Randy and Drew are cheering for the Sharks more obviously than I’ve ever heard them. A little weird. We’re back to lots of turnovers after a wide-open stretch, so I’m trying to think of things to write.

5:56 – Lehtinen, Ribeiro, Morrow 3-on-2. I feel like I’m repeating myself. Good thing Lehtinen (past Selke winner) can’t shoot.

6:00 – Another strong drive by Marleau. I think someone must have pulled the old shoelaces-on-fire gag before the game. Wow, another great chance by Michalek. Amazing! You crash the crease, sometimes there’s a puck there.

6:05 – Randy just said that “Semenov looks good tonight,” and Drew agreed. I’m in bizarro world. Haha, then Frankenstein takes a moronic penalty. How’s that crow taste? Like BRAINS.

6:o7 – I don’t think the Sharks PK could be more passive if they actually brought pillows out on the ice and laid down. But somehow, they get out of the period.

6:26 – a minute left in the penalty to start the period. Can Semenov just stay in the box the rest of the game? Great, now a 5-3. Am I watching a replay of game 2?

6:27 – Yes. I am. Tied.

6:31 – The way things are going, it appears to be just a matter of time before the Stars take the lead.

6:37 – Rivet, the Sharks player that is playing the hardest, is hurt. It’s a three stooges play- Campbell hit by Morrow, Campbell’s helmet hits Rivet in the head. Great, now more minutes for Semenov.

6:43 – 2-on-1 against, guess who pinched? Then Hagman sprung on a break, Ehrhoff hauls him down. Penalty shot.

6:44 – Great move by Hagman, Nabby makes a strong move of his own. Still 1-1. Whew.

6:47 – Should have been a momentum shift, but it’s not. Dallas promptly keeps it in the zone for a full minute straight, with seemingly a half-dozen quality scoring chances.

6:55 – Rivet is a gamer, he’s back. But the Sharks don’t seem to be taking inspiration or motivation from anything.

7:02 – Going to OT. Sharks dodge another bullet. Let’s hope they can come out a hell of a lot different than they did in the 3rd. If I could give the Sharks just one piece of advice, it would be to actually try and HOLD the blueline. Once the puck in in our zone, we’re sunk.

7:20 – OT has begun. Nabby is clutch. Another big save.

7:27 – Grier, jesus. He skates lazily to the near side, and the clearing attempt is cut off again. Point shot, to Ribeiro right where Grier was, and Grier skates away from Ribeiro without a care in the world. To the point again, and they score. What can you say? Maybe they deserved to win games 1 and 2, but they definitely deserved to lose tonight. Ron Wilson, start polishing your resume.

8:20 – I am now drinking.

Just to give you time to mark your calendars: I’ll be guest hosting the Teal Spiel again this Sunday night from 10-11pm on KNTS 1220AM.  I say Fred and not Howard because my head is full of worthless facts and I don’t have any charisma.  But I hope you bastards will call in (again) with some good stuff.  Or at least tell me I’m totally full of it, which is just as entertaining.

The series could be over either way by then, or we could be heading into game 7.  The possibilities are practically endless.  And by “endless”, I mean five.