Found this, which is sort of a Deadspin-esque rundown of all 30 teams, making fun of their respective fan bases.  Let’s look at the one for the Sharks, and see if it applies to me:

Clueless as to why their blind devotion hasn’t rewarded them with a Stanley Cup faster than say, the Ducks or the Hurricanes.

Check.

Probably can take apart a computer and put it back together from scratch.

Check.

Thinks Joe Thornton just has to smile and believe in himself a teensy bit more.

Crap, 3 for 3.

In other news, we’re having on a great guest this week on the podcast, so make sure to check it out Wednesday when we post it.